Wednesday, December 10, 2014
Avengers #39 (2014)
…three out of the five those characters aren’t even fighting on the same side.
S.H.I.E.L.D. Avengers have found where the Illuminati are hiding out… or so they think, since it’s a trap! *GASP*
Dramatic monologue, fight, monologue some more, Hulk smash robots, “epic and pretentious” prose, fight, grandiose prose, Barbie doll fighting, etc.
I wonder where they are? I haven’t seen any heroes in a long time.
Pretty much everyone at this point since they are all jackasses in different ways.
Our Side Characters:
Oh hey look, people at the very end.
Hulk knows how to deliver an uppercut.
Carol Danvers: Wearer of Tight Clothing and Provider of Fanservice
Most Memorable Moment:
OH DEAR GOD!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH YOUR SPINE?!
Yes, please stand down if it means everyone will stop acting like a dick.
What We Should Take from This Comic:
If the S.H.I.E.L.D. Avengers and Illumanti keep fighting each other and not work together, the world will be lost and a third team needs to step in to make them wake up.
What We Do Take From This Comic:
For the love of god Mr. Fantastic, will you stop talking over the damn fight scene! You are boring everyone to tears!
Yay or Nay?