Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Uncanny X-Men #3 (2013)


Cover:

Magneto dislikes your title.

Plot:

Cyclops and his merry band of mutants run into the Avengers.  Things are extremely tense as they are there to arrest him.

Our Heroes:

You are all such jerks.

Our Villains:

If we are referring to the Avengers, then I’ll repeat this: you are all such jerks.

Our Side Characters:

Poor mom, caught in the middle of this.

Action:

Stopped before it could actually happen.

Dialogue:

Guys, guys!  You are all douchebags here, besides Eva and Carol.  How’s that?

Art:

Freezing time involves a lot of blue to do so.

Most Memorable Moment:

Magik is pure evil!  That plan to clog toilets can only come from such an evil individual!

Final Page:

*Crosses fingers * Come on, someone kicks this guy’s ass.  Come on!

What We Should Take from This Comic:

Cyclops and his buddy-buds, after winning on a technicality against the Avengers, head to Jean Grey School for Higher Learning to… I suppose recruit some of the students to their side?

What We Do Take From This Comic:

It’s not often that I want both the heroes and villains to both lose.

Yay or Nay?

yay

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