Thursday, June 12, 2014

Secret Avengers #4 (2014)




Cover:

Why does everyone look so weird and off in this cover?  Also, why is that guy on the right puckering his lips?

Plot:

Nick Fury, Hawkeye, and a couple of redshirts head into a city that shouldn’t exist anymore to track down the Fury, that robot thingy from the first issue that I thought was lost in space.

Our Heroes:

Oh ho ho, that’s funny.  People were just slaughtered viciously in front of you, but there’s always time to joke around!

Our Villain:

Defeated by a mushroom gun.  Tsk tsk.  I expected more from a killer bio-robot honestly.

Our Side Characters:

Hill has a point.  I mean look at you two!  Complete opposites!

Action:

When the guy says to get out of the way, get out of the way of the killer robot thingy!

Dialogue:

Oh ho ho, that’s funny.  People were just slaughtered viciously in front of you, but there’s always time to joke around!

Art:

There really shouldn’t be two bald-headed guys in the same uniform with less detailed artwork.  For a second there, I thought Fury was stabbed there. 

Most Memorable Moment:

Impaled with extreme prejudice!

Final Page:

Dammit, someone filled the tube with Kool-Aid again!

What We Should Take from This Comic:

Despite what MODOK is saying, Maria Hill is not some cold-hearted person who doesn’t care about her agents.  After all, nothing shown in this entire comic has shown she is like that.  Also, there’s a traitor in the mist.

What We Do Take From This Comic:

No one understands the concept of “Get out of the way”.

Yay or Nay?

Meh

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