Five Weapons #3 (2013)

Cover:

 

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Plot:

 

Tyler is heading to face down Rick the Stick and beat him. Even if he does beat him, he still has to deal with school staff, who are beginning to get frustrated with him and his refusal to fight or pick a weapon.  Then while all of that is happening, Jade is named Queen of the Annual Spring Festival and is in a tight situation that may involve her having to kiss a real nasty dork from the Archery Club.

 

Our Hero:

 

Oh yeah man, you really put your foot in your mouth this time around.

 

Our Villain:

 

Well if you wear a monocle, you are so obviously evil or a colonel.

 

Our Side Characters:

 

I can’t tell who she’s crushing on her.  Is it Tyler, is it Dennis, or is it both?

 

Action:

 

Today’s action is brought to you by the intensity one can only get with sticks!

 

Dialogue:

 

I’m surprised normal is even a part of her vocabulary.

 

Art:

 

The snake is just as shocked as you girl.

 

Most Memorable Moment:

 

Oh my god, its blonde Mandark from Dexter’s Laboratory.  No!

 

Final Page:

 

This kid is going to grow up to be Batman.  He’s got a plan for everything apparently.

 

What We Should Take from This Comic:

 

In order to win, Tyler is going to have to take took both presidents of the Archery and Exotic Weapons Clubs.  Can he do it and become King of the Annual Spring Festival?

 

What We Do Take From This Comic:

 

So did the nurse and the principal end causing each other’s injury in the past?

 

Yay or Nay?

 

yay