New Avengers #3
Cover:
Look at those shoes! They're just fabulous!
Plot:
The Illumanti think they can stop the end of their world
using the Infinity Stones. Ten dollars
says they screw things up.
Our Heroes:
They exist. That’s
about all I can remember about them.
Our Villain:
The power of French Fries always works.
Our Side Characters:
Nadda.
Action:
Ah, nothing says power like purple beams and black
spheres!
Dialogue:
*Loud Snoring*
Art:
Why does Professor Xavier look like Lex Luthor?
Most Memorable Moment:
Oh hey, it’s the Power Glove. It’s just so bad!
Final Page:
So… why should I like any of these people besides Captain
America?
What We Should Take from This Comic:
Okay, they plan failed, like every reader expected, now
what can these New Avengers do to stop the world from ending?
What We Do Take From This Comic:
Totally one hundred percent called it. This plan was never going to work.
Yay or Nay?
Nay.
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