Wednesday, February 13, 2013

New Avengers #3 (2013)


New Avengers #3

 
Cover:
 
Look at those shoes!  They're just fabulous!
 
Plot:
 
The Illumanti think they can stop the end of their world using the Infinity Stones.  Ten dollars says they screw things up.
 
Our Heroes:
 
They exist.  That’s about all I can remember about them.
 
Our Villain:
 
The power of French Fries always works.
 
Our Side Characters:
 
Nadda.
 
Action:
 
Ah, nothing says power like purple beams and black spheres!
 
Dialogue:
 
*Loud Snoring*
 
Art:
 
Why does Professor Xavier look like Lex Luthor?
 
Most Memorable Moment:
 
Oh hey, it’s the Power Glove.  It’s just so bad!
 
Final Page:
 
So… why should I like any of these people besides Captain America?
 
What We Should Take from This Comic:
 
Okay, they plan failed, like every reader expected, now what can these New Avengers do to stop the world from ending?
 
What We Do Take From This Comic:
 
Totally one hundred percent called it.  This plan was never going to work.

Yay or Nay?
 
Nay.

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