New Avengers #4 (2013)

Cover:

Man he has small eyes.

Plot:

Intense, exciting talking scenes where the Illuminati decide and plan on what to do.  Or something like that.  I'm not really sure what happened.

Our Heroes:

So could careless about these guys.

Our Villain:

… I am honestly not sure anymore.

Our Side Characters:

I’m suddenly caring more about Dr. Strange’s assistant then him.

Action:

Action?  Just because you see Avengers in the title doesn’t necessary mean action!

Dialogue:

*Insert snoring sound effect here *

Art:

It’s artwork.  Plain and simple.

Most Memorable Moment:

When it ended.

Final Page:

Oh hey, something happened.

What We Should Take from This Comic:

Looks like the New Avengers plans are put aside when Galactus shows on the planet they headed to.

What We Do Take From This Comic:

Best sleep I got in a while.

Yay or Nay?

Nay

New Avengers #3 (2013)

New Avengers #3

 

Cover:

 

Look at those shoes!  They're just fabulous!

 

Plot:

 

The Illumanti think they can stop the end of their world using the Infinity Stones.  Ten dollars says they screw things up.

 

Our Heroes:

 

They exist.  That’s about all I can remember about them.

 

Our Villain:

 

The power of French Fries always works.

 

Our Side Characters:

 

Nadda.

 

Action:

 

Ah, nothing says power like purple beams and black spheres!

 

Dialogue:

 

*Loud Snoring*

 

Art:

 

Why does Professor Xavier look like Lex Luthor?

 

Most Memorable Moment:

 

Oh hey, it’s the Power Glove.  It’s just so bad!

 

Final Page:

 

So… why should I like any of these people besides Captain America?

 

What We Should Take from This Comic:

 

Okay, they plan failed, like every reader expected, now what can these New Avengers do to stop the world from ending?

 

What We Do Take From This Comic:

 

Totally one hundred percent called it.  This plan was never going to work.

Yay or Nay?

 

Nay.