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Friday, September 4, 2015

The Dying and the Dead #3 Review

(NOTE: This review was originally intended to go up on Adventures in Poor Taste, but things change and now the review can be found here.)




After disappearing off the face of the Earth for five months because of many delays, Jonathan Hickman’s The Dying and the Dead has finally returned.  If you recall from the past, the last issue was big improvement over the first issue of the series, developing or expanding on the characters.  Can this issue get that momentum from last time going again?  Is it good?

The Dying and the Dead #3 (Image Comics)



The recent of issue of The Dying and the Dead, after all this time, is sadly disappointing.  On a positive note, this comics gives us the backstory to the ultimate weapon and some of the history behind the Baduri, the people who are whiter than white in this story.  It’s interesting to hear and learn about (providing some context and stakes for the previous issues), even though it is presented in the same voice that Hickman uses for all of his characters delivering exposition.  This information could have maybe been fitted in the comic elsewhere earlier on instead of the third issue, but for what we get it, there’s potential.

However, the rest of the issue leaves a lot to be desired unfortunately.  While a good chunk of the issue involves the history portion, the rest of the issues deals with the AXIS leaders from World War II talking to one another about their big plan to use this ultimate weapon.  While it seems like it could be interesting, this entire portion of the comic is incredibly dull and lifeless.  The leaders are boring themselves and outside of Hirohiti’s god complex, easily feel like they could have been substitute for any bad guy or evil leader in time, whether real or fictional, due to their lack of presence.  The dialogue is the same way, just kind of delivered in the same dry, empty tone and speech pattern that a lot of characters in the writer’s previous works have.  The story is very decompressed and felt like it could have been cut in half if the artist didn’t use as big of panels and the opening pages were dropped completely (the entire history portion of the comic covered those pages perfectly fine).   The ending itself is a bit dull as well, since the comic ends up petering out and the final pages feel like they serve a purpose to remind the audience that these people still existed.


Then there is artwork and it’s not without its problem as well.  While Ryan Bodenheim does a decent job of drawing distinctive and memorable characters, easy to tell apart from one another, and his layouts are constructed well, he is very guilty of helping make this comic feel decompressed and sometimes lack energy.  His action is not that impressive looking (when a guy gets stabbed with a spear, it looks more like the spear was pasted on than going through him) and it flows awkwardly at times.  The backgrounds are usually empty and some objects seem off if you look at them for a while, like how cup in one panel seems warped and is bending.  None of this is especially helped by Michael Garland’s colors, which still look really lacking dull to the constant use of brown, yellows, and oversaturated colors.  It makes the images look less intense or lack punch since they are not particularly eye-catching.  It’s a shame, since a change in colorist could easily make the artwork better.

Is It Good?

The Dying and the Dead #3, after a solid second issue, feels like a step back.  Due to a lack of progression and eventfulness in the comic, especially after so many delays, the issue is downright disappointing and does not help excite or entice the readers into sticking around.  At the end of the issue, Hickman acknowledges the delay issues and promises to get the comic back on track for next year at some unknown date.  While a nice sentiment, I just don’t feel confident in recommending the issue or even the series at this point.  The Dying and the Dead is just not worth your time currently, especially when you could easily check out a better Hickman book, East of West.

Final Score: 4.5

Pros:
+ Interesting history and ideas presented.
+ Some of the artwork is nice.

Cons:
+ Lacking in story and character.
+ Sadly dull and doesn’t have much happening.
+ The colors are visually lacking.

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Avengers #39 (2014)




Cover:

…three out of the five those characters aren’t even fighting on the same side.

Plot:

S.H.I.E.L.D. Avengers have found where the Illuminati are hiding out… or so they think, since it’s a trap! *GASP*

Writing:

Dramatic monologue, fight, monologue some more, Hulk smash robots, “epic and pretentious” prose, fight, grandiose prose, Barbie doll fighting, etc.

Our Heroes:

I wonder where they are?  I haven’t seen any heroes in a long time.

Our Villains:

Pretty much everyone at this point since they are all jackasses in different ways.

Our Side Characters:

Oh hey look, people at the very end.

Action:

Hulk knows how to deliver an uppercut.

Dialogue:

*Snoring*

Art:

Carol Danvers: Wearer of Tight Clothing and Provider of Fanservice

Most Memorable Moment:

OH DEAR GOD!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH YOUR SPINE?!

Final Page:

Yes, please stand down if it means everyone will stop acting like a dick.

What We Should Take from This Comic:

If the S.H.I.E.L.D. Avengers and Illumanti keep fighting each other and not work together, the world will be lost and a third team needs to step in to make them wake up.

What We Do Take From This Comic:

For the love of god Mr. Fantastic, will you stop talking over the damn fight scene!  You are boring everyone to tears!

Yay or Nay?

NAY

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Avengers #11 (2013)


Cover:
 
Cliché and stereotype anime and Japanese garb that makes no sense in the context of this comic.
 
Plot:
 
Several members of the Avengers are heading to a location where A.I.M. is trying to sell the prototype to one of their bioweapons.  They must find the sellers, the weapon, and all the potential buyers to put an end to this.
 
Our Heroes:
 
… This comic is making Black Widow seem like a sociopath.  I’m pretty sure that’s not a good thing.
 
Our Villains:
 
I still do not get how the hell A.I.M. got their own island to be considered its own nation by the United Nations.  How stupid are people these days?!
 
Our Side Characters:
 
I don’t know why I should care about any of them if they have no personality.
 
Action:
 
Man, these Avengers just straight up murdered some people.  Our heroes are the best!
 
Dialogue:
 
Standard average dialogue.  Nothing more and nothing less.
 
Art:
 
Martial artists can bend their spines like that, right?
 
Most Memorable Moment:
 
*Reviewer bursts into laughter* Oh dear god, A.I.M.?  Are you guys seriously with ridiculous beekeeper helmet and tuxedo combo?
 
Final Page:
 
Avengers… you all suck at your job and as such, you’re all fired except for him.
 
What We Should Take from This Comic:
 
So A.I.M. is trying to sell an army of assassins to different groups, but for some unknown reason.  Again, why?
 
What We Do Take From This Comic:
 
Dammit Black Widow, how the hell did you become an Avengers with that screw the mission and kill them all attitude?  You suck.
 
Yay or Nay?
 
Mmmmmeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh….

Avengers #10 (2013)


Cover:
 
Generic movie poster cover for the win?
 
Plot:
 
The Avengers are called in to check one of the sites where an origin bomb crashed in Canada and see what had fallen a team that was sent there, Omega Flight.  There, they run into some interesting problems.
 
Our Heroes:
 
They just stumble around and… something is accomplished?
 
Our Villain:
 
Plant life?  I can’t tell.
 
Our Side Characters:
 
I don’t know why I should care about any of them if they have no personality.
 
Action:
 
Bang!  Headshot.
 
Dialogue:
 
Dude, don’t fly away.  If you leave the group, you’ll probably die!  Remember, black dude always dies first.
 
Art:
 
It exists and it is there.  So what?
 
Most Memorable Moment:

Damn it!  Robot dude just got punked by those vines from Troll 3!
 
Final Page:
 
Dun dun dunnn…. Aww who gives a crap.
 
What We Should Take from This Comic:
 
The Avengers checked a zone out and gaining absolutely nothing but confusion.  Nothing learned and nothing lost.
 
What We Do Take From This Comic:
 
Since nothing has been gained or lost, why does this issue exist and what purpose does it hold?
 
Yay or Nay?
 
NAY!!!!

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

New Avengers #4 (2013)




Cover:

Man he has small eyes.

Plot:

Intense, exciting talking scenes where the Illuminati decide and plan on what to do.  Or something like that.  I'm not really sure what happened.

Our Heroes:

So could careless about these guys.

Our Villain:

… I am honestly not sure anymore.

Our Side Characters:

I’m suddenly caring more about Dr. Strange’s assistant then him.

Action:

Action?  Just because you see Avengers in the title doesn’t necessary mean action!

Dialogue:

*Insert snoring sound effect here *

Art:

It’s artwork.  Plain and simple.

Most Memorable Moment:

When it ended.

Final Page:

Oh hey, something happened.

What We Should Take from This Comic:

Looks like the New Avengers plans are put aside when Galactus shows on the planet they headed to.

What We Do Take From This Comic:

Best sleep I got in a while.

Yay or Nay?

Nay

Avengers #8 (2013)

Cover:

Huh, I thought I saw a similar looking tattoo in Grimm.

Plot:

The Avengers come across Kevin Conner, who apparently is a living weapon that has accidentally activated and killed everyone within a mile.  However, they do not help the matter...

Our Heroes:

Man you guys are not good at handling this problem.

Our Villain:

I dunno.  I’m still shaky on who is bad and good in this comic.

Our Side Characters:

And Captain Marvel remains the best character on this team, no matter what comic she is in.

Action:

Who needs a missile when you have a Hulk?

Dialogue:

*Facepalm* Will someone shove a sock in Captain Universe’s mouth?!  She’s only making things worse or more irritating!

Art:

Why do I get the feeling the art changed half way through?

Most Memorable Moment:

Hulk bomb!

Final Page:

It’s staring into my soul.

What We Should Take from This Comic:

Well Kevin Conner is now Starbrand and everything he has done is to be swept under the rug and forgotten since it is important despite the high causality rate.

What We Do Take From This Comic:

Why do I get the feeling we are just going around in circles with this comic?

Yay or Nay?

Meh