Cover:
…three out of the five those characters aren’t even fighting
on the same side.
Plot:
S.H.I.E.L.D. Avengers have found where the Illuminati are
hiding out… or so they think, since it’s a trap! *GASP*
Writing:
Dramatic monologue, fight, monologue some more, Hulk
smash robots, “epic and pretentious” prose, fight, grandiose prose, Barbie doll
fighting, etc.
Our Heroes:
I wonder where they are?
I haven’t seen any heroes in a long time.
Our Villains:
Pretty much everyone at this point since they are
all jackasses in different ways.
Our Side Characters:
Oh hey look, people at the very end.
Action:
Hulk knows how to deliver an uppercut.
Dialogue:
*Snoring*
Art:
Carol Danvers: Wearer of Tight Clothing and Provider of
Fanservice
Most Memorable Moment:
OH DEAR GOD!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH YOUR SPINE?!
Final Page:
Yes, please stand down if it means everyone will stop
acting like a dick.
What We Should Take from This Comic:
If the S.H.I.E.L.D. Avengers and Illumanti keep fighting
each other and not work together, the world will be lost and a third team needs
to step in to make them wake up.
What We Do Take From This Comic:
For the love of god Mr. Fantastic, will you stop talking
over the damn fight scene! You are
boring everyone to tears!
Yay or Nay?
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