Wonder Woman #17 (2013)

Wonder Woman #17

Cover:

Oh my god; she’s covered in orange paint!!

Plot:

Let’s read the solicits! 

* “Wonder Woman, War and Orion must join forces to save Zola’s baby from Hermes!”  Only Wonder Woman and War do that and it isn’t until the very end.

* “Orion’s reasons for helping Wonder Woman lead to a disastrous betrayal!”  There was no betrayal.

* “Plus: The truth about the dreaded First Born is revealed!" Woe to the world...”  Didn’t happen.

Our Hero:

Are you sure this is your comic?  You don’t feel like the main character honestly.

Our Villain:

So those talons aren’t for show then?

Our Side Characters:

For some of these family moments, I think a cheesy laugh track is an order.

Action:

*CHOMP*

Dialogue:

Oh that silly old Strife.

Art:

My god are these people hideous.

Most Memorable Moment:

Holy crap it’s Mega Shark!!!  I wonder where Giant Octopus is.

Final Page:

And now, pose!

What We Should Take from This Comic:

The solicitations for this damn comic are complete lies.  Also, War gets owned and Wonder Woman just stands around.  Oh joy!

What We Do Take From This Comic:

Wonder Woman so should have punch Orion for that.

Yay or Nay?

Nay!