Team 7 #8 (2013)

Cover:

 

Team 7 may be dead as a doornail now, but hey, Pandora’s Box/Skull lives on.

 

Plot:

 

Majestic has just caused a massive tidal wave in order to wipe out the island nation where the enemy Kaizen is on.  Unfortunately, this is also where Team 7 is currently at.

 

Our Heroes:

 

They exist… that’s all.

 

Our Villain:

 

Wait... who’s the villain here?

 

Our Side Characters:

 

None!

 

Action:

 

Lots of gunfire and someone got backhanded…

 

Dialogue:

 

Oh my god, did he just use that cheesy action movie line?

 

Art:

 

It’s fine.

 

Most Memorable Moment:

 

I don’t know why, but why do I feel that tidal wave is watching me?

 

Final Page:

 

Well it’s over and now never to be mentioned again outside of reference when talking about Pandora’s Box.

 

What We Should Take from This Comic:

 

Team 7’s final mission was a complete disaster and the only thing they have to show for it is Pandora’s Box, which can only lead to even more problems somewhere down the line.

 

What We Do Take From This Comic:

 

Nothing says conclusion like a complete and utter rush job.

 

Yay or Nay?

 

Nay

Final Thoughts on the Series?

It was okay, but never really got off the ground until like issue 5 where it was announced that it was going to be cancelled.  Not really worth the time overall.

Team 7 #7

Cover:

But she’s like only in one panel!

Plot:

Team 7 heads to the island of Gamorra, who has been trying to create metahuman weapons, to fight a battle against its leader with their newest weapon, Majestic.  However, unknown to them at the time, this would be Team 7’s last mission.

Our Heroes:

These guys are taking this Majestic thing rather easier considering everything.

Our Villain:

Are those giant golden eyebrows extending off the mask really necessary?

Our Side Characters:

Oh sure, now Steve Trevor finally appears in this comic!

Action:

So how did Dinah not break everyone’s bones if her canary cry wrecked all of the enemy soliders?

Dialogue:

Great, now the drinks are on someone else!

Art:

Now where the hell is the inker for this comic?

Most Memorable Moment:

Majestic sure knows how to make a splash [rim shot].

Final Page:

Well that certainly is one way to deal with an island nation.

What We Should Take from This Comic:

Majestic has doomed everyone on the island in an attempt to defeat the enemy.  However, how will our heroes get out of this?  Also, what will become of the golden skull?

What We Do Take From This Comic:

Anyone feel like we skipped a few issues between the last issue and this one?

Yay or Nay?

yay

Team 7 #6 (2013)

Cover:

 

Doesn’t happen in the comic.  Heck, Slade doesn’t even wear his uniform.

 

Plot:

 

Team 7 arrives on the scene at Advanced Prosthetic Research Center, but finds it overrun with human robot hybrids.  Slowly, but surely, they are being picked off one by one.

 

Our Heroes:

 

NO!  My favorite character!!

 

Our Villain:

 

Damn you Skynet!!

 

Our Side Characters:

 

None seen… I guess.

 

Action:

 

Lots of bullets and people being slashed.

 

Dialogue:

 

We will always remember your dying words Ramos.

 

Art:

 

Argh!  Three different artists on it!

 

Most Memorable Moment:

 

Fairchild no!!!

 

Final Page:

 

What the hell am I looking at?

 

What We Should Take from This Comic:

 

By the time this adventure is all over, Team 7 is going be down quite a few members.  Also, if that was Caitlin Fairchild, then who the hell is that girl in present time in other comics?

 

What We Do Take From This Comic:

 

Gees, so how many people are still going to be alive at the end of this?

 

Yay or Nay?

 

yay

Team 7 #5 (2013)

Team 7 #5

 

 

 

Cover:

 

So electricity is purple.  I never knew that.

 

Plot:

 

It’s time to relax after a hectic mission last issue, but not for too long mind you.  Meanwhile in the present, Deathstroke tracks down Lynch.

 

Our Heroes:

 

Oh Alex, never change.

 

Our Villain:

 

Skynet rises in the DC Universe.

 

Our Side Characters:

 

Caitlin is certainly a badass.

 

Action:

 

Ah, screw you Thumper!

 

Dialogue:

 

Again, never change Alex.

 

Art:

 

Hey, this is actually better than previous issues.

 

Most Memorable Moment:

 

Ewwww…

 

Final Page:

 

Cue dramatic music!

 

What We Should Take from This Comic:

 

The world keeps changing and Team 7 is truly needed to curve the rise of metahumans, as far as they know at least.

 

What We Do Take From This Comic:

 

Superpowers can really have disgusting results.

 

Yay or Nay?

 

yay