Deadly Class #6 (2014)

Cover:

Lots like that red paint around them is kicking their ass judging by how beat up they are.

Plot:

Marcus has been broken by Chico, hard.  All he can do is crawl away, barely alive, but it won’t be enough to escape.

Writing:

Huh… Ah… things just sort of happened there.

Our Hero:

How are you still alive?

Our Villain:

You know for talking a big game, you seem like you are just full of s**t as you talk about screwin’ animals.

Our Side Characters:

You know, Willie may not be as tough as he makes himself out to be, but at times I rather him be the main character.

Action:

Look at all that blood and yet that teenager still managed to crawl away.

Dialogue:

Wait, don’t apologize!  F**k that kid! 

Art:

Eh…it’s not as trippy as usual.

Most Memorable Moment:

Finally!  Someone killed this frickin’ monster.  Thank you!  You are now the second best character in the comic.

Final Page:

Well… that sort of fizzled out...

What We Should Take from This Comic:

Marcus will never be able to return to life he once had or have his loving family.  All he can do now is accept his new life and realize his new family is a family of death.   Also, there is some animal screwer out there with a grudge.

What We Do Take From This Comic:

You know that guy who thinks he’s great? Yeah, he’s pretty weird and stupid.

Yay or Nay?

Yay?

Deadly Class #5 (2014)

Cover:

Can’t sleep clowns will eat me.

Plot:

Marcus is still trying to remember how exactly he found himself in a police station as he pieces together in his mind the events during his nasty acid trip.

Writing:

Whoa, that whole comic went by quickly.

Our Hero:

He’s lucky he’s living in a comic book world, because he should’ve been dead a couple times over.

Our Villain:

That kid’s gotta be like the Flash if he’s keeping up this good with Marcus.

Our Side Characters:

oh god no… she may be dead… that be terrible…. no…

Action:

That some trippy looking fight… also they die of blood loss because they smashed through a window.

Dialogue:

Dude!  Now’s not to time to think about sex and your chances with girls as you are falling to your death!

Art:

Boy be trippin’ hard if Mr. T is talkin’ to ya.

Most Memorable Moment:

You know; for jumping out a glass window several stories up, landing on a palm tree, and then sliding down it; you would think there would be more blood.

Final Page:

Well he’s dead.  Story’s over folks!  Let’s all go home.

What We Should Take from This Comic:

Marcus can’t catch a break and he knows it too as s**t keeps happening to him, eventually leading him to a run in with Maria’s boyfriend, Chico, that pretty much looks like the end of him

What We Do Take From This Comic:

Marcus has s****y luck.

Yay or Nay?

Yay